Ethan

A man with a incredibly unlatched forehead. Everyone is amazed at his forehead, loving to feel and lick it.

Person one: Can I touch it? Is so big.

Ethan: sure.

Person one: Your forehead is so cool!

Ethan’s forehead is incredibly massive and enlarged

by Brett the ninja June 12, 2018

Ethan

A great guy who will do anything to make the girl he loves happy. Her name usually starts with a J but he will love any girl who loves him. He is a kind person, who is very loud and stupid at times, but has a lot of secrets that he keeps to himself. If he tells you something personal, its because he trusts you. He is good at sport and loves staying fit and going out with friends. He's not great with girls but always has a girlfriend. He usually will do anything and everything for his girlfriend. He usually prefers brunettes. overall hes just a great guy and your lucky if you get an Ethan in your life.

Girl1: Omg who is that guy? he acts like an idiot.
Girl2: Oh thats Ethan, he's just acting like an idiot but he's a great guy. I wish he was mine but he's already taken

by A_Girl_ September 4, 2016

Ethan

He is the best person ever and will make dirty jokes hehe.but anyways he loves anything with sports.everybody likes/loves him.he is just great:)

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He is like a ethan.

by To have a little fun come May 16, 2018

Ethan

A strait up butthole. He is a rude, crazy lunatic who is a lesbian.

Ethan is a butthole

by Zelda poop September 27, 2019

Ethan

a large geezer who eats 8 roast dinners daily and resembles a whale.

oi bruv you look like Ethan

by sugma ballz lol August 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is that kind of guy who makes you feel happy with only saying hello. He'll always try to make you feel better whenever you're sad or down, he'll be one of literally the closest friends in your life. He'll be OBSESSED WITH STALIA or any good tv show. He would be the shoulder to lay on and the only guy who you would wish to have a friendship that never ends. He's someone compassionate, loving, unique, caring, smart, literally the best think that ever happened to you. You will literally feel like you two know since forever, because of how much he knows about you. Sometimes, you even think that you don't deserve someone like an Ethan for how amazing he can be with you. But an Ethan is someone who's almost like your brother, it would be weird if Ethan gets into an argument. But if you have any Ethans in your life, never let him go and make him feel loved AT ALL TIMES, BECAUSE HE WILL DO THE SAME only to make you smile.

That guy is so sweet! He totally is an Ethan

by THE OG EIZA January 18, 2017

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020