key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

No Escape

For a girl to engage in sexual intercourse while getting every hole filled.

That girl got filled in her mouth, booty hole ad poonans at one time. That's a 'No escape'.

by JTthe niggs January 26, 2012

Sweet escape

a escape to utopia.

Sweet escape anyone?

by Si-beast January 31, 2009

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019

Peter Griffin in City Escape

A funny video from funny youtuber that people constantly put in jimmyhere's discord server and constantly supmit for his ylyls

Guy 1:Hey meg have you seen Peter Griffin in City Escape?

Meg:yes its not funny why do you keep asking me this?
Guy1: shut up meg.

by Yoshida the queen May 9, 2022

the escape artist

When a testicle moves up and is pushed up into the area above the penis, behind the pubic area. This back door results in an empty scrotum and a bulge will occur in the pubic region. This can occur when sitting on the toilet with an awkward position or during/after lots of sex.

This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini"

*Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own.

Dude guess what! I was taking a fat crap the other day and one of my balls pulled the escape artist and I started freaking out!!!

by Firehawk3 April 24, 2007

The Escape Artist

When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, have a buddy with similar cock size hiding in the other room. After going at it for a while switch out with him, go around to the window and wave at your girl.

Friend 1: Dude, me and my buddy gave my girlfriend the escape artist last night. You should have seen her face!

Friend 2: HAHAHAHA

by subwayeatfresh91 March 15, 2009