Eric

Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.

Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.

by potatoe sack August 13, 2008

Eric

Fat uglyass asain bitch that likes to get bbc all day. Also a faggot that proudly enjoys dick

Eric is fucking a man again, quick get him he will give everyone HIV

by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

Eric

Eric is a insecure man who is usually somewhat attractive but has low self-esteem. He is not well endowed & this haunts him! He will pray on insecure women so he can lie & get away with it! He is Very narcissistic & a habitual liar! He will claim to have emotional issues but this is just another tactic for him to try to gain control with sympathy & try to manipulate stupid women!

Stay away from Eric he is a narcissistic liar!

by MisssPetty October 18, 2018

Eric

man who is very egotistic, is in love with his dark brown fohawk, but is an amazing friend who gets side tracked a lot.
a person who is very special

omg did you see that eric
yea that shit was amazing

by giggles 529 August 3, 2011

Eric

1.excited running ice cream

2.a manwhore

person#1: look eric!

person#2: What?

Person#1: Excited running ice cream

example 2

person#1:Eric was makingout with these two girls but he still wants to date you.

person#2: I am not gonna date him. He is a manwhore.(:

by Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm April 18, 2010

Eric

a manly guy going through puberty who loves pink. he is also growing a mustache into a beard.

Look at the guy with a mustache! Oh, you mean Eric?

by yumyumcupcakess September 20, 2011

Eric

Loving dad. May have a drug addiction and might have an alcohol problem. He may die before his kids are fully grown but will always be sad about what he has done to his family so he will always watch out for his family even if he isn't with us. Usually brown hair with brown eyes. He has been through a rough childhood and can't help what has happened in his pass.

I miss Eric.
I miss my dad.😢😢

by Ilovedavidwinter December 29, 2017