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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021
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employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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Employeee

"Employeee" is the actual spelling of "Employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into thinking it's spelt with two e's.
Did you hear that rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?
by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022
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Employeee

"Employeee" is the correct spelling of "employee". The government has just gaslighted the public into believing that it is spelt with two e's
Did you hear the rumor that all Target employeees are gladiators?
by angstybastard1 November 15, 2022
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Employer

The degenerate who caused legislators to step in when children were losing arms in the factories, and get the companies to adopt safe practices and pay workman's comp. Employers are the scummiest individuals in existence. legislators had to step in and create child labor laws and other related legislation, because of their degeneracy. Many employers moved their child labor operations to 3rd world countries instead of staying in the United states. This is testament to how little employers care about you.
Who gives a fuck jimbo lost his arm in the fucking machine, IM A FUCKING EMPLOYER!
by BeatMeatRepeat March 18, 2023
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Empoofier

Pronounced “M-POOF-E-A”. Empoofier is the stance a cat can be encouraged into by stroking its back, behind its tail when it’s lying down. The front half of its body remains lying down, while the back end of the cat stands up.
I made a real fuss of my cat yesterday. He did a full Empoofier he was so happy.
by ynot-tony June 23, 2023
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Employer

"If the employer can't dictate what their employees do then they are a slave to the employees" ~ Vivek
Hym "No. They aren't. You're creating this implicit false dichotomy between the employer being a slave to the employee or vice versa. If an employee can't negotiate what happens while they are on the clock workers don't have rights. It's little more than servitude. And no, Aba and Preach. I'm not demanding money. Money is and has always been a tertiary concern. I doubt I could get anything from this other than recognition for the incredibly high quality (legally). The primary concern IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN the blatant stalking and harassment that allows a fat bitch named Aba (or preach you're not important enough to make the distinction) to quote something I said at a bonfire in front of exactly 3 people. Stalking and harassment THAT PREEXISTS ME POSTING ON URBAN DICTIONARY. But it isn't about what I'm demanding or even whether or not I AM demanding anything. For you it's about teaching some cosmic lesson to someone who SAID A THING YOU DIDN'T LIKE. You want to be able to participate in the learning of a cosmic lesson that DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER to YOU or ANYONE ELSE. It's isn't about safety. It isn't about moneyz. It's about holding somone accountable with AUTHORITY YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2023
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