ego-seismic

the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence
Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link
by Wes Al Banet March 06, 2012
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egos shits

the kind of dump that requires a seatbelt and a sweat rag... typically experienced the next morning after a visit to the Egos Karaoke Bar...
I had the worst Egos Shits of my life this morning... My neighbor called to see if I was ok...
by fupafanatic October 17, 2011
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Big ego

A person who is always ahead of themselves and thinks they’re better than everyone else. That person thinks that whatever they do is amazing and that they are the best
Donald Trump: “Yo that girl michelle there definitely likes me because how hot I am to everyone in this grade to be honest,”

Barack Obama “Stop having a big ego before i beat you!”
by 12/26/17 April 05, 2019
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Ego Birth

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.
That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.
by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022
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ego waffle

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.
I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.
by dreadman11 May 20, 2011
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spiritual ego

A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.

Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.
That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.
by Joshua James October 09, 2006
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Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.
Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.
by WhiteBoy88 November 21, 2005
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