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edmonton oilers

The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)
(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!
by Adam. July 20, 2006
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Emond

Emond is a choad. How about getting him out of my office and doing a little work. "EMOND OFF"
by Rick W. December 8, 2003
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Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.
Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"
by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009
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edmonton standard

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
by R-Fed December 7, 2006
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Edmonton

An orgasm in the form of a city
2hey man you wanna go to edmonton

1yeah
by cy1212 May 6, 2011
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Edmund

the king of big cocks, if they black. edmunds tend to own rachels and will gladly own you. beware for his temper, as he will show who's boss. They are also pussy, they will back out from all fights, But Edmunds are big brains.
They are very good at fortnite
Man, I wish I got myself some Edmund
by Mr Yankee April 15, 2021
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Edmonton Soiler

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.
Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."
by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011
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