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Ninja Duece 

Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.
"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."
Ninja Duece by Goat41 July 12, 2009

Ultimate Duece 

There is one guy having sex with a gurl on the bed and his friend is having sex with a girl next to him on the bed the guys then lean the gurls over the side of the bed and start doing them doggy style and when the girls least expect it the guys switch and start pounding out the opposite girl.
Dude last night me and my bro pulled an ultimate duece wit these 2 ho's we picked up .
Ultimate Duece by Master duecer 68 October 16, 2009

Duece Stew 

A more liquid shit than normal.

Synonomous with diarrhea.
"Man, that was rough, don't go in there. It was all Duece Stew in there, ask Steve."

"Yea man I hate having to take a duece stew."
Duece Stew by BD CHULA August 19, 2008
Bye..in a Sarcastic manner, *Your cut off, later, I'm out, Never again.- Can be used if racing another person in car. *what you say if you just overtook him.(Body language -two fingers up palms facing in, to the side of your head your face looking forward.then walk away) -Military guys use this commonly.
Your not fitting the bill with me..your attitude you can save for some other guy. Deuces
Deuces by Kara the Barber April 20, 2008

Drop a Duece 

Its what someone says when then need to take a crap.
"damn that food hit me hard, i need to go drop a duece"
Drop a Duece by Brandon T September 7, 2006

Dirty Duece 

The act of taking a deuce, while a girl is riding your dong anally.

Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone

Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece
Dirty Duece by Bazooka Brad February 11, 2007