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Devon Sneezes

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
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devon ryder

A boss player from SAC SAW X88
Man that was gangsta. Kinda like Devon Ryder
by NoDevonRyder May 9, 2018
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Devon Sawa

Ex Teen Heartthrob. Actor Known as Casper to some people or STAN by others. Actor who is a charmer even when almost 40.
Do you know an actor named Devon Sawa
by WarOfHearts July 7, 2018
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Devon Log

The act of sticking your penis inside of a anal canal and pulling out with large amounts of fecile matter on the penis.
Person 1:man my boyfriend hed held a shit all day.

Person2:Well thats great did i need to know all of that?

Person1:ya you did considering he gave me a devon log
by dirty banana9 June 14, 2011
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Devon Prep

Devon Prep is a school I once attended in Devon, PA. I came there from public school durin g sixth grade and transferred out this year during eigth grade.

I came from public school. At first the school seemed great. However, eventually the annoying uniforms and racist kids at the school wore me down over time. They were incomprehensibly more rude and socially backwards than anyone at public schools. They were 100 times more immature than anyone I had ever met at public school. They never were in short supply of a racial slur or sexual joke. Each time they met a girl they talked about it for hours as if a nuclear bomb had just gone off.

As for their relationship with Malvern Prep, I really rolled my eyes at my classmates' stupidity. We viewed them as sports "rivals" despite the fact that we lost to them in nearly every single sport every time. (By alot.) Malvern, however, it seems is not much better since it is basically all boys with also uniforms, however I do have to credit it since it has a great sports complex and its athletic teams are really good, genrally. The teachers at Devon were worse than in public school.

And if you think, god fobid, that I am another Malvern kid here to slam Devon, trust me. Lol I have nothing to do with their rivalry and nothing to gain from it. This is a public school kid's viewing, honest and nothing else from someone who was in the school.

The only reason for all of the immature gay slurs going back between Malvern and Devon is the fact that the two schools are all boys. Therefore, the social enviornment that exists is basically one where everyone is soccially insecure and there is a constant inquisition to root out and find out whos gay, so that you yourself are not accused and therefore socially tarnsihed when in fact no one is gay and more could be accomplished by simply being friends and working together positively.

As for those at Devon, peace out and I'm doing great back at public school.
Lol this is actually true no joke.
A couple Devon kids talked to a couple of Devon girls for a few minutes at a meusem on the seventh grade trip last year.
Afterwards..........
Devon kid: Omg, she was totally going to hook up with me.
Me: Guys, you barely even talked to them. You are never going to see them again.
(Devon kids ignore me and continue to talk about it for the next 24 hours.)
True example of Devon Prep behavior,
by Mike "Vanilla" Ice November 11, 2008
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devon prep

its somewhat supported by Cru Thin so recognize that. be careful cuz once the Cru gets involved things can get out of hand. just a warning
Cru Thin never ever sleeps
by cru thin April 10, 2005
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devon prep

malvern is just jealous, the only thing they can come up w/ is we suck at life and have no contacts sports or w/ girls, and that we suck at life, hahahaha and apparently our place is in the trash can maybe we don't have contact sports, but o yeah i forgot, we won championships in every fall sport, guess we do suck huh? i guess u guys just pride urself having contact w/ other high school guys, and that is sorta weird, but i guess that is ur way of hiding the fact that most of u are to gay to function, haha and whoever tried to insult us sayin mock trial is our best sport it just shows that u really will work under ur dad or a devon guy
malvern prep's favorite sports include holding poles and sticks, and having muddy dog piles w/ other guys
by ur mom goes to college March 7, 2005
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