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LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.
by axis32 April 16, 2023
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Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
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