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mutually assured destruction

The almost certain scenario that would occur after nuclear war. It says that the opposing forces would be utterly anihilated, leaving the Earth an uninhabitable, radioactive wasteland.
The only result of nuclear war, Mr. President, is mutually assured destruction.
by ZephyrAnima August 30, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

(MAD) The Cold War strategic doctrine which made all-out nuclear war the only possibility for war between the super-power blocs (US & USSR). Like it or not (and who would?), it worked, at least in preventing the use nuclear weapons in war.
by lazarus51 August 31, 2003
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Weapon of Crap Destruction

a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.
person 1: (groggy)..huh? what happened?
person 2: you passed out from a Weapon of Crap Destruction.
by AMERICANBANK$TA February 24, 2009
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mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

A Cold War idea that neither the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. would use nuclear weapons on the other, knowing attack would lead to a mutually devatating counterattack.
Mutually assured destruction kept Ronald Regan from pushing the button.
by card law September 2, 2003
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Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.
Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!
by The Overmind July 6, 2004
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Ultimate Ninja Destruction

THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.
EMMA: I'M BORED

BRIANNA: LETS PLAY ULTIMATE NINJA DESTRUCTION

EMMA:AWESOME OK
by BECA_ROCKS March 26, 2010
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