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Alphabet Diet

A 26-day diet (A-Z) where one eats only foods that start with the letter of that day
"Hey Yvonne Do you want some pancakes?" "No thanks, I'm on day 2 of my alphabet diet. I'll have a banana, blueberry muffin, and some bacon please."
by In_The_Belly_Of_A_Whale January 21, 2011
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Somali Diet

A diet that uses ingredients of mainly of plain rice, nuts seeds, no fat or sugar and very little meat to save money
I am doing the somali diet.
by chico101 October 23, 2014
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photoshop diet

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.
Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.
by Dan Snow March 11, 2010
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gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.
by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009
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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.
Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet
by joemcjoey April 17, 2011
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diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.
Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
by jmw87 October 1, 2010
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