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Dave

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do
by G dogo February 25, 2022
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Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.
Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"
by LittleZeus September 26, 2020
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Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!
Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me
by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017
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Dave

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body
Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE
by nennycakes February 4, 2021
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Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap
Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish
by Yeeman September 16, 2018
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Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019
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Dave

Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave
Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine
by Bigsexyvinny December 2, 2022
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