The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018
Get the The Keegan Cyclemug. A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
by MuthMaster March 18, 2016
Get the the bitch cyclemug. White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
by Notificanhandleit January 5, 2021
Get the Mayonnaise Cyclemug. A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.
"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".
by Frank Liam June 28, 2013
Get the Syrian Cyclemug. The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
Get the cycle chartingmug. by S Cal January 18, 2019
Get the cycle sistermug. The Hi-Cycle is when a someone says hi one time and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi with sometimes different variations on how they say 'Hi'
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Hi-Cycle
i dont fucking know either
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Hi-Cycle
i dont fucking know either
by carbocat June 6, 2022
Get the Hi-Cyclemug.