Christopher Cruz

Christopher Cruz is an amazing guy, funny, smart, athletic, GORGEOUS, super talented. You would be lucky to meet him. He's kind of a dick when you meet him and he does the most absurd things but he'll get better in time. It's very easy to fall for this man, but once you do it'll last forever. Christopher will leave a lasting impression on you, and if you're sprecial you'll leave one on him too. Christopher is one of the best people you'll meet, hold onto him closely.

You know that guy, Christoper Cruz?" "Yeah you?" "Yupp, thats one amazing guy" "I know right?

Christopher Cruz is GREAAATTTT :)

Christopher Cruz by noname1617 December 11, 2011

santa cruz 

the best place to find crip dank in america

dude, i'm going to santa cruz for 420. I'm gonna get so ripped!

santa cruz by ybaa May 18, 2009

Ted Cruz

When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.

Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.

Ted Cruz by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017

Miguel de la Cruz 

A fat fuck that has no life and plays video games all day but thinks he has a life because he plays AYSO during the weekends. He also likes a girl named Michelle and eats a lot. He weighs more than a ton and makes memes about other people.

What a fucking Miguel de la Cruz, you're sitting in your house all day doing nothing.

Miguel de la Cruz by Autistic Turtle November 22, 2017

Santa Cruz Slurpy 

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

Santa Cruz Slurpy by CSBoi October 24, 2016

Sophia Dela Cruz 

THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET WHO STEALS YOUR FOOD.

SOPHIA DELA CRUZ STOLE ME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Sophia Dela Cruz by S.LaurenX December 18, 2019

D'cruz 

D'cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. They are essentially a person that "cruises" along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of STIs by the age of thirty.

A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite sex. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.

Guy 1: "You see that guy over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. What about him?"
Guy 1: "I heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that."
Guy 2: "Sounds like something a D'cruz would do."

D'cruz by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 10, 2016