Crusty Jeb End

When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.

„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“

by BigPdogondascene May 28, 2018

crustychickennuggett

When someone is being mean or rude

He/she is a crustychickennuggett

by SPARKLELAND6 February 2, 2019

crustychickennuggett

When someone is being rude/mean

He/She is being a crustychickennuggett

by Sparkleland6 February 2, 2019

Crusty dick syndrome

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

crusty waste of space

This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.

When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.

by PP lovr August 8, 2019

crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece

Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece

by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.

"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"

by Lazcus September 6, 2021