crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.

Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.

by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009

Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.

Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.

by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010

butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

by Allen T. McIntosh III April 26, 2003

Crusty Dusty

A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.

Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .

by Allybugjr April 22, 2017

Crusty Bubbler

The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.

Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!

by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 21, 2008

crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.

man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin

by c baldwin June 22, 2007