Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON

Metal Crusher Intensifies.

by A random little bean March 2, 2021

Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021

Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022

Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.

"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"

by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Bucket crusher

A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.

Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?

by 52crush October 28, 2023