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Metal Crusher

*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!

*Oh and legs

*It smells of METTATON
by A random little bean March 2, 2021
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Dream Crusher

Someone who stamps on your ambition, shuts you down and demoralises you. Does not let you dream.
Robyn reasonably thought she has found her forever home, however Tom sat her down and explained why it would never happen. He destroyed her soul, he is a dream crusher.
by SquareTruth August 16, 2024
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Wesley Crusher

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.
Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .
by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022
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Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.
"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"
by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017
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Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher
by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023
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closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
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Fun crusher

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*
by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014
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