taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

by BigByll August 18, 2018

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart

man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Gamma Crusher

A women that has a nice, big booty. The word came from a move in Marvel VS Capcom that "Sentinel" uses when he drops down on his opponents with his big metal ass.

Whoa, look at the size of that gamma crusher on Shoniqua & Laquisha.

by BrutalCuddy December 14, 2013

Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017