critter

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

by Snappy July 13, 2003

critter

another word for a dirty vagina

ewww shit leah blackburn got some crabs on her critter

by leah black June 3, 2009

Critter Snuff

A type of porn in which small animals (like hamsters) get snuffed out, usually by a dominatrix in CFM boots and carying a riding crop.

Mistress kitty snuffed out a hamster in her last flick.

I just don't get it...This critter snuff is just twisted shit.

by Buckbuckbuck October 23, 2009

Swamp Critter

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

by Ummie November 30, 2007

critter

that smooth pink luscious moist haven that women have just for lickin and sniffin'

i stuck my face in her critter to taste her essence and swallow the spurts that come from within.

by gunther July 13, 2004

Adolf Clitler

the master of all vibrator users

'Hey, Adolf Clitler gave a vibrator'

by aksjahaha January 13, 2015

crittercrusty

When someone does not practice proper hygiene in the lower areas or any area on their body.

Yo bro I haven't seen you take a shower and about a week. you're becoming crittercrusty bro

by Wirthman86 March 9, 2018