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Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
by reelbigdave March 10, 2009
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chimple

Dude! Ben Affleck's got a huge chimple.
by N/A August 20, 2003
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crimping

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....
The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup
by chris pert January 11, 2008
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shit chimp

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010
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talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
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Crimped

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped
by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019
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Chimpagne

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
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