crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother
by bulletface March 29, 2015
Get the crackhead joemug. When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.
by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019
Get the crackhead craftingmug. A package of Ramen noodles.
Hey, man, get me some crackhead soups on your next commissary buy and I'll hit you off with some rollies when my buy comes up next week.
by Oscar Hammersteyn September 18, 2005
Get the crackhead soupmug. When someone is doing things a crackhead would do, such as: sell things they own for cheap, try to get money, act shady, bother you constantly. Behaving as a crackhead would.
Mike was trying to sell me his new PS3 games for $15 when he bought them for $60 Wednesday. That's crackhead behavior right there.
This dude agreed to drink my piss for $5. If that isn't crackhead behavior, I don't know what is.
This dude agreed to drink my piss for $5. If that isn't crackhead behavior, I don't know what is.
by AustYo August 22, 2011
Get the Crackhead Behaviormug. A term wrongfully used by girls in their Tinder Bio. These girls actually have Iced Coffee Energy, which is on par with the actual annoyance of Crackhead Energy. However, true Crackhead Energy is a result of using crack cocaine, a strong stimulant drug that stimulates the central nervous system. Users often get high and have loads of energy, which often keeps them up for days at a time! Signs include: talking insanely fast, running with one shoe on, asking for a dollar outside of CVS, and picking up cigarette butts on the city sidewalk
Roger: Damn! That dude just got run over by the Port Authority bus and now he’s climbing that 400ft building with no shirt!
Tim: Yeah, typical crackhead energy...
Roger: Damn, at least drunks pass out
Tim: Yeah, typical crackhead energy...
Roger: Damn, at least drunks pass out
by theguywhoknowsall December 2, 2020
Get the Crackhead Energymug. A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008
Get the functioning crackheadmug. A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.
People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009
Get the computer crackheadmug.