Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.

My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.

by Sidney-day September 25, 2022

coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)

U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.

by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023

wild coyote

A Person who ignores one-way street streets and drives the wrong direction on a one-way street.

Sally: Jim, you are out of control...this is a one-way street and your going the wrong way!
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"

by LL Cool Dave June 10, 2021

Storefront Coyote

A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.

Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019

coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.

Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.

by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014

Coyote Kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

I just gave my girlfriend Bonnie a coyote kick

by Alexander hot pocket July 1, 2017

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024