Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

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Sam coppell

Definitely the smelliest of the group. He likes to abuse his friends especially ones called willy. He has a sexy hair flick that leaves the ladies wanting more however he’s more into willies. He leaves everyone wanting more especially when not present and his absence breaks hearts. Also has a short temper ..

Oh no he’s in a sam coppell mood

by Oleenathebum May 15, 2021

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Luke Cowell

A man with an abnormally large nose, he gets given sex bans by his partner, he also allows his girlfriend to cheat on him without any repercussions.
Luke is also a goalkeeper who refuses to play in goal

“Luke cowell gets whipped by larna”

by Abcdrfhajakxjcnncm October 19, 2021

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Harsh(Compelled)

Wish to have alot of brand new chicks,
Tryna be a savage to give no shits,
Always wanna get these pussies lit,
In reality , my character doesn't really get fit,
Why they still think I'm a fucking kid,
Don't they realise I'm the new Brad Pitt,
But by time I have realised it,
That Im Harsh, I cannot have big _.

I am Harsh(Compelled), u ain't.

by H I TT E R November 23, 2021

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