Counter Sex

The act of having louder sex than the couple in the bedroom/hotel room next to you
Let's counter sex these people next door, they're going to get what they deserve
by roflepiclol January 17, 2016
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kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter
we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper
by cory December 05, 2004
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Counter Meal

It's a meal eaten at the counter of a bar or pub in Australia. It's generally a single set meal for the day that can be ordered at a pub.
Jack and John popped into the pub and enjoyed a hearty counter meal of roast beef, potatoes and peas.
by peanutbutterjellygirl March 09, 2012
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Counter-Strike

An extremely popular mod for the Half-Life PC game in which the terrorist team tries to place a bomb as the counter terrorist team keeps them from doing so. Also referred to as CS.
I was playing Counter-Strike last night when a bunny-hopping n00b deagled me.
by pingz January 29, 2003
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Counter-Strike

A game where you go around, shooting people.
Eventually it all comes to mind.

You then start saying stuff like "LAWL" and"ROFL".
Then you go to school and start talking about guns.
*Then you start doing crazy and mental shit.

*Only 11 year olds that have played since they were 8.

COUNTER-STRIKE-NERD ON MIC: LAWL YOU GUYS SUCK, ROFILL!

ANOTHER CS GUY: How old are you dude?

CS-NERD: ahhh...16.

CS GUY: You sound 11.

CS-NERD: ...SHAME I JUST POWNED YOU.

by Brodyyyyyy December 06, 2007
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Counter-Straight

1.) Often used to define the game Counter-Strike by people who don't like it.
2.) Gay; Homosexual. Not straight.
God, why do you fucktards always want to play Counter-Straight. Let's play some Day of Defeat.
by Robert M. Hines November 18, 2004
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counter jew

Pronunciation: \ˈkau̇n-tər-jü\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): counter jued; counter jew·ing
Etymology: Middle English jewen, jiuen
Date: 21th century
transitive verb

1. obsolete : to make petition to or for in a semitic fashion

2. a : the act of an antisemite responding in a semitic manor to counter act prexisiting jewish behavior

— ju·er noun

Antonym(s) : jewing, scamming, cheating
Due to the fact that my fellow office employees were attempting to turn a profit off of the donuts they brought in each morning. I counter jew·ed by stealing three donuts and not leaving a fucking cent.
by system override April 16, 2010
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