cooper

cooper is a mega simp he simps for anything female including animals. he is also a cuck and dogs the boys

cooper:im going with my girlfriend not playing withe the boys
boys: dog

by Brado905 October 25, 2020

Cooper

A fucking retard but he has a massive dick and it is so big he could suck it himself

Damn look at Cooper Sucking his own dick, I don't know if the human's dick is supposed to be that big

by asdfasdfaffadfsasd April 24, 2019

cooper.

Used to describe a large nose.

bloody ell, look at the size if that blokes cooper.

by da_weeman May 9, 2008

Cooper

A whiny little boy who crys and accuses his sister of being a slacker, when he is complaining that he wants to play on the computer. His whining nearly gets her kicked off, until he has homework. He then throws a massive fit like a baby, even though he is nearly ten years old. He thinks he will get whatever he wants by whining and throwing a fit, but he is wrong.

Did you just COOPER me?

by Psychic Teddybear September 24, 2011

Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Coopers

Pronounced: Coo-pers. Another word used to define the genitalis.

I fell off my skateboard and landed on my Coopers. It hurt alot.

I will kick you in the Coopers.

by Stephen Fitzgerald October 3, 2006

Cooper

Some random kid that plays Minecraft all day that can make a funny faces

Logan- You know that kid named cooper
Jack- Yeah
Logan- He plays Minecraft and is always making a funny face

by Uh oh stinky:))) October 24, 2019