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Conservative

1.) Anybody who is not left of centre or a Canadian drug addict/whore

2.) Anybody who supports traditional beliefs and corporal punishment for truancy from these beliefs.

3.)People who do not believe in radical changes (eg emancipating illegal drug supply), think it is about time the Canadian government built long required freeways in main centres to resolve gridlock (not a pack of protesters or tree huggers, but a plethora of sedate motor vehicles whose advancement is impeded by a paucity of infastructure to accomodate them), believes the Canadian Prime Minister should walk into Lake Ontario and never return.
I am proud to be a member of the Sovereign of the British Monarchy.

Notice how in the early days, misbehaving children who received corporal punishments were somewhat reluctant to re-offend their elders.

Building new freeways in North America's heavily congested centres would be a truly Conservative choice; traffic flow would improve and possibly even improve the gas mileage of your Ford Taurus, you Ontarian drug addict.
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Conservatives

Usually meaning someone who wants to to conserve traditional policies or ideas. A conservative hogwarts teacher would probably want to keep using the sorting hat while new, more hip teachers might like to use a personality test made specifically for hogwarts students. A conservative in modern politics would probably want to outlaw gay marriage, in favor of traditional family values. Keep in mind that not all conservatives share the same opinions or ideas.
Did you hear conservatives are trying to outlaw gay marriage again?
by Starfish1818 October 14, 2020
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Big Mac Conservative

A conservative who doesn't believe in anything higher than money and pleasure.

A conservative who sucks dick to the oligarchs and the Israel lobby.
Big Mac Conservative: ugh muh liberty muh big macs muh porn Israel is the only democracy in the middle east!
by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 16, 2019
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Boba Conservative

An Asian living in any Western country who has already acclimated to the Conservative lifestyle and wants to be white so bad. An Asian less on the Progressive side and more on the Conservative side. Will typically live in white neighborhoods in the suburbs or rural areas and hang out with white conservatives to boost their egos. Also known to call their Asian counterparts “Boba Liberals”.
Look at that Boba Conservative over there with the MAGA hat on holding that Trump2020 sign in that crowd of white people.
by Iroquois Pliskin 1776 August 17, 2020
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Conservative Party of Canada

A collection of knee-jerk reactionary Canadian politicians who have no minds of their own. Are at the beck and call of national and international corporations. They have been trained to bare their teeth when anyone mentions words such environment, national health care, women's and gay rights, transparency, patronage, the poor, etc.

Led by master puppeteer, Stephen Harper. He's well know for cutting loose the strings of any puppet who doesn't perform for him.
When I tell a lie to someone, I am considered a prime candidate for membership in The Conservative Party of Canada.
by oldfartatplay May 27, 2011
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Conservative

"The good people"
"The rational thinkers"
"The right"
Considered the "old fashioned" party by opposing views.Often referred by others using blanket derogatory words such as "racist,sexist,bigoted,homophobic"in a maligning manner.Conservatives are often called the "Silent Majority"by the media.They believe in smaller government,Individual self reliance,lower taxes and rights of the Constitution (Including free speech).
Most good conservatives aren't part of any collective social organizations contrary to their liberal counterparts,Some believe in individualism.Most conservatives want to just live their lives unobtrusively,take care of their families,put their kids through college,volunteer for worthy causes.The conservative stereotype is White,Republican and Christian;nothing could be further from the truth,it's worldwide in every religion,race,gender and continent;It's a "state of mind" rather than a political alliance.Good conservatives are minimalists and non materialistic.
liberal gay person:We're Here,We're Queer,Get used to it!!!
Good Conservative:Yep,okey donkey,just keep it on your side of the fence and we'll get along juuuust fine.
liberal SJW:you know that the president is literally Hitler??!!
Good Conservative:uuuuh,maybe you need to study history more instead of relying on social media for facts and go hop on a plane to visit Auschwitz and Dachau,Then we'll talk when your eyes are finally opened.
by Ratherfish February 3, 2017
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conservative parents

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
by senthurmanz May 28, 2018
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