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Cooterspackle

Looks like jennifer is gonna shit out another kid. If her husband keeps pouring the cooterspackle to her, her uterus is gonna fall out
by Stony hardwick November 14, 2021
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Conkers

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.
Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!
by Testi-clese June 29, 2023
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Man conkers

A gentleman's game played indoors in front of an open fire. The aim of the game is to bring your opponent to his knees by bombarding his scrotum with a series of wrecking ball blows using only your own scrotum and the power of your pelvic thrust.

Equipment required:

A good sized-pair of man conkers (shaven in professional matches or unshaven for amateur duelling).

The koteka (approved by the Chief Umpire in all competitions or at the discretion of opponents in non-competitive matches).

Rules of the game

The game will commence with a toss, the winner of the toss may elect to strike or receive.

Each player then takes three alternate strikes at the opponent's conkers.

Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate mis-hits.

The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed.

A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack.

If both nuts smash at the same time then the match shall be replayed.

A player causing a knotting of the man conkers (a snag) will be noted, three snags will lead to disqualification.
"I do enjoy a ruddy good game of man conkers," said Gerald as he reigned several blows upon Rupert's already tender scrotum.
by Gerald Crich November 8, 2013
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Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.
Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016
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Soup coolers

She couldn’t control her soup coolers, so she had
to re-heat the soup
by Mgdj September 18, 2018
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Rice cooker

“Blake is such a rice cooker
“Stop being such a rice cooker
by Diane m. January 27, 2019
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boofing conkers

someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure
Hey Carlos, areyou boofing conkers again or why are you acting so strange?
by SkyNexus February 3, 2023
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