Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.
Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Console Lickermug. A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 2, 2025
Get the center consolemug. BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
Get the Consolation friesmug. BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
Get the Consolation friesmug. Bro 1) I think aim assist is stupid! you shouldn't be aided for intentionally playing at a disadvantage!
Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025
Get the Consolitismug. by cardloss March 13, 2024
Get the Console Warsmug. The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you
Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍
by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023
Get the Rust Console Editionmug.