the commons

A place at Hempfield Highschool where niggers and spics are drawn. An area that becoms unpassable and very loud between classes.

person 1:I saw a cop in the commons today

person 2: you mean the hhs zoo?

by 123456789eryery January 13, 2011

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

committed

willing to sacrifice things for the sake of something else.

the girl was committed in her relationship

by committedperson September 19, 2011

commodore's hat

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

by George Formby September 29, 2011

commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

Commit Madeleine Mccann

Commit Madeleine McCann can be used to tell someone to get away and never come back

Gerry: I hate you
Kate: I hate you too commit Madeleine McCann

by Yay12344555 November 28, 2018