Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

CommandGeek Labs

A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.

Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"

by Aqtc April 12, 2021

Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023

Winter Commando

Going outside in the dead of winter without a coat.

Guy1: "I can't find my coat"
Guy2: "Screw it, go winter commando!"

by Megan Leigh! December 28, 2005

japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

Commando Sandal

When you're out of clean underwear and socks you go without them. You go commando sandal.

Peter forgot to do his laundry before going to prom, so he went commando sandal.

by ahoysteven July 6, 2012

Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.

Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr

by lol10096 June 3, 2018