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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.
You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
by Blaze March 5, 2004
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Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.
1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!
by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020
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Commander Aj

Kyle-Omg is that commander Aj
Aj- Yeah its me wanna join Aj soldiers
by Lil Derstra February 20, 2021
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Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.
I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018
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baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.
the baby commander was no match for the Jskull
by jskull July 5, 2020
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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