colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.

I want Colton Parayko to destroy me.

by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

Edzol Colton

An alias for Edward Turnbull.

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦

Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.

by You're a cool April 26, 2017

Colton, CA

Colton, CA is a City in San Bernardino County but it's also part of the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Colton, CA has a neighbor Grand Terrace. Colton, CA is a small city unlike it's siblings Rancho Cucamonga or Redlands. Colton, CA has a hot tropical climate, if you buy a home there you need Air Conditioning to cool yourself. People like to exaggerate how bad is the city. Let's talk about the education, Colton, CA has their own district which is CJUSD (Colton Joint Unified School District). CJUSD is a good district. They have good teachers but not all of them. CJUSD is against Bullying and Harassment which is a problem in California. Don't think CJUSD is like MVUSD. Colton has been improving on their crimes and housing. Colton has been opening up new homes in west colton. Colton is currently working on their downtown area which I should wait for that. Colton has a good community. And it has elderly people in the city so are Latinos. No all African American or Latinos are bad in the city they have good and positive people.

I'm from Colton, CA and I lived here with my family after living in Lake Elsinore, CA. Thank You!!!

Sorry for my grammar mistakes.

Friend: I live in Fontana, CA
Other Friend: I live in Grand Terrace, CA
Me: I live in Colton, CA
Friend: I never knew that
Other Friend: Me too

by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021

Golden Colton

When someone pees in your mouth, and then you spray it back all over them.

During sex, someone attempts a Golden Shower, gets it all in your mouth. Then you spray it back onto him. A bellowing laugh ensues. Your lover storms out covered in his own urine as you realized you pulled off the Golden Colton.

by her0cool April 22, 2011

colton wendland

the bichiest motherfucker who needs to burn in hell.

If he would just go along his gay ways he would be better off.

by bbyface March 19, 2005