Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

Coach Daddy Ball

When the common phenomenon of the coach favors his kid over others at the detriment of the team. His kid always needs to be the star.

Coach Daddy Ball’s (the offensive coordinator) son plays quarterback all the time. (“Don’t hit my quarterback!”)

by Mama baller September 24, 2019

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.

Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me

by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

Coach Rod

A buck but sometime really annoying ngl

Coach rod is a buck

by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020

coach avant

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”

“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant

by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020

coach jordani

the big black

babe: hey, who's the big black brolic coach over there?

chad: huh? that's my coach jordani

by 8======================D ----_ September 14, 2020