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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022
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Christie

Christie is a belter but has one weakness

Trevor’s penis, it is well know that almost all girls with the name Christie love penises whose owners are named Trevor
Christie shmaaarks Trevor’s piel
by Madhir July 18, 2018
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boxing christy

boxing christy (n)
origin : miss lil christy nice attempt on scoring a nice A in physical education lessons
i like to be fwends with boxing christy
boxing christy is very crispy OINK OINK
by impolite mushiyie March 23, 2022
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Christi

One of the moms on Dance Moms from seasons 1-4. She was known to be critical of Melissa and others. She left when Abby made fun of her daughter’s eye.
Christi- “We’re here, you know Mellisa’s here, and Jill’s like a whole nother level”
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Christy

A person who makes people in his lab
Me: Hey what do you do for a living?

Christy: Ehh I make humans in my lab.
by Swxtz February 4, 2022
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Lilla Christie

A smart beautiful women with a strange obsession for hello kitty she is someone that you’ll want to be near but can never seem to get as near as you’d like, She also struggles to reach the top shelf.
by Monkeyman1294 October 12, 2020
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Christy

Christy is the crustiest girl EVER. She used to work at The Krusty Krab but then se had an intimate sexual relation ship with the cashier, Squid ward Tentacles and got fired. Christy is a short girl with golden-brown hair who pretends she doesn't know how to speak Arabic because for some reason she's ashamed. If you EVER, EVER see Christy drawing a Sponge bob on anything, you better rub it out before she makes an army of them and cook you in a Krabby Patty.
M: Look at Christy she's drawing Spongebob on the big white board. *takes out phone*
F: *goes to the board and wipes the whole thing off*
F: Did you get that on video?
M: No, you were taking too long :(
by stalker GANG GANG May 28, 2019
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