Chesticles

A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.

1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.

2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.

by PorkThineHorse January 3, 2012

Chesticles

Boobs!

Gee had a cracking set of chesticles

by gypsydreams82 May 9, 2019

crusticles

Foreign matter of a crusty type.

My Roommate had donut crusticles all over his face.

by Justin Woodworth May 22, 2008

Chesticles

Breasts that sag or hang as testicles do.

"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"

"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"

"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"

by Eggs Over Hard September 19, 2007

Chesticles

Small or saggy female breasts

OR

Very small male pectoral muscles

Cindy: Jess do you have an extra pushup bra?
Jess: Cindy, you need a lot more than a pushup bra to help those chesticles.
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Brett: Bro, feel my pecs.
Brody: Your not gonna impress anybody with those chesticles.

by Disco Jackson June 22, 2009

chanticleer

A penis. Implies someone is gay and a horrible individual. Used only in extreme cases to hurt ones feelings

Person 1: OMG Twilight is coming out next month
Person 2: STFU Chanticleer

by godspeedmowkidsjfdio August 25, 2011

Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009