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Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022
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Cesar

Oh no that Cesar ate all the food, also he attempt to jump caused a tsunami causing Australia to sink into the ocean
by UniformedGentleman4226 May 6, 2024
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Cesar

Cesar is a name given to males who smell like horse shit, they are fucking ugly disgusting holy shit, fugly. Whenever someone sees a Cesar they get scared of what type of ugly beast they encountered with. Fuck Cesars
Person 1: Hey last weekend i was at the mall and i saw a Cesar, I immediately ran and called emergency services.

Person 2: No fucking way you saw a Cesar, we are going to have to pray now.
by HeyHey2343 November 17, 2022
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Cesar Gimeno

Cesar Gimeno is a greek handsome guy. He becam famous in 1290 thanks to his twitch strems. His real name is `Caesar´ but he is avergonciated. He is like a bird, he has many girlfriends like Margareth, but he is too shy to speak with her.
No Cap. He enjoys stealing his classmates´ school material, even though we are more poor than poor people. His favourite anime is 7 deadly sins.
Cesar Gimeno give me back my glasses or I will cry
Stop being a bully or I will call my friend Madara
Caesar how is ur day cutie?
by Minekrom March 11, 2021
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cesar situation

when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay
“is this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”
by tonuspokus December 11, 2020
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Cesar moment

When somebody does something really stupid that makes you think they’re underdeveloped, retarded or trolling
a Cesar moment

Person 1: you’re a dumbass
Person 1: your*
by kuinndylxer May 16, 2023
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Cesar

Cesar, also known as satan.

In the publics eyes he is loved but behind closed doors he shows his horns.

Cesar's are often abusive to people who can't fight for themselves, who can't run or hide. They mentally and physically attack the underdog until they break and become submissive. They are narcissist who never admit that they did wrong. Often using themselves in the third person, forces compassion on abused family. They are materialistic, and hide that they are a real pos they make their family pretend that nothing ever happened and that they are a happy loving family in front of other people. Cesar... the Satan of earth.
Public "Cesar you are such an amazing father"
Family "Cesar stop hitting me"
Cesar "I am Cesar be submissive I own you"
by Rainbow666 November 26, 2022
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