centerpoint, alabama

city right off of Birmingham, Alabama.

its a ghetto place, and you can frequently hear police chases and drug busts on the Parkway.

dont walk the streets at night, and watch out for the homeless drunks and druggies that inhabit the interstate exits. they will walk right up to your vehicle so make sure not to make eye contact and always leave your windows up.

there are so many churches almost always under baptist or methodist names through this area, but be wary. the preachers and pastors are probably gang members.

Brodregus: i didnt know that place was so ghetto! it was almost like walking through Centerpoint.

Quindacea: mmmhmm, i aint never seen so many hobos under the bridge as i seen in centerpoint, alabama

Nicholas: do you ACTUALLY live in centerpoint?
Peter: no way! i could never live in such a slum!!

by ms99 December 27, 2010

centered around

The current state of something

It took them so long to make secision as they first had to figure out how things are actually centered around in order not to mess up

by Babafarheenmbiku December 19, 2020

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017

clay center

Also known as Meth Center of Kansas. Population is dominated by old fuckers and meth heads on bmx bikes. Also like abilene with hicks

Man 1: Dude I need drugs
Dude: Just go to Clay Center and you will find some.

by Youalreadyknow1334 February 20, 2018

Center Line High school

A school consisting mostly of burnouts and pot heads. Most not caring about school, grades, only caring about sex, drugs, alcohol, ect. Very few decent people go there, but the few cool ones there are awesome.

"That kid is so stoned, he must be from Center Line High School."
"That Center Line High School kid is such a loser."

by CoolCenterLineKid May 13, 2009

Holocaust center

A fictional place designed to minimize the truth as to what really happened during the Holocaust. Instead of saying, millions of Jews were burned, starved and gassed.. one can say, 'they were taken to the Holocaust Center'.

Reporter: How can you say that Hitler was not as bad as Assad?
Sean Spicer: Hitler did not use chemical weapons on his own people the way Assad did. He did, I know, take them to the Holocaust Center... but he didn't do what Assad did.

by Asianśknowbest April 11, 2017

guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.

Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.

by remy hayes November 26, 2006