Caveman Caveman

Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.

The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.

by Magnetoencephalographies October 20, 2022

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.

An Duc is a beastly caveman

by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018

caveman type

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.

The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.

by KRCM March 22, 2022