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The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"
by Clasm May 29, 2016
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Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else
Don't be such a calvin
by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017
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Calvin

Calvin loves roblox
Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox

Calvin - yes I love roblox
by Roblox is life November 27, 2017
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calvin klein chicken

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs
Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.
by Hopkins21 November 20, 2019
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Dirty Calvin Pirate

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
by David Beatty May 21, 2019
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Calvin College

A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.

Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
by OmAR16456532 January 23, 2009
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Calvin

Someone who likes to eat dog buttholes
Girl: Calvin! Stop eating my dog's butthole!
Calvin: But she needs her salad tossed!
by KittyKat632 June 17, 2015
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