A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
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by Roblox is life November 27, 2017
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“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
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pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
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pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
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Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
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