California...... Home of the stoned surfer dudes who check out beach-tanned models all day while enjoying feasts of food so big they can never finish a meal.
Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.
So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.
So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
by trickery89 July 26, 2016
Get the californiamug. A miserable state consisting of transexual hookers, mexicans, rappers, small-time actors, high taxes, shanty-towns, horrible political system, and overrall disgustingly homosexuals
California is so gay, no wonder they all voted for Schwartzenager, maybe it'll eventually break off of the united states.
by jim morrison October 27, 2003
Get the Californiamug. Lots of people say bad stuff about California. Why? Because they only know what people tell them. California is gorgous, has great people, weather, scenery, etc. If you think California is bad, get a life, and open your eyes.
This is what you might say
"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.
"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3
This is what you might say
"To many earthquakes" Ok well they aren't that bad you just have to get used to them.
"All the people are plastique" WRONG. You're thinking about all the people who are famous that live there. NEWSFLASH: Not everyone in California is famous, you idiots! Thats total Californication. WAKE UP! California IS GREAT. Have you been to San Fran??? ITS OUTSTANDING. Honestly, open your eyes because CALIFORNIA ROCKS<3
by Customfreak11 June 25, 2009
Get the Californiamug. 1. Small Military Town in the High Desert Approx 2400 ft. above sea level. approx 15 miles from the Truck stop town of Mojave.. (Home of Scaled Composites). The worlds fist recognised Spaceport. Where Burt Rutan Piloted "SPACESHIP ONE" into history, by being the first Private Company to put a Spacecraft into LEO (Low Earth Orbit) not once, but twice in 5 days.
2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.
2. Little oasis in the middle of Bum Fucked Egypt Right next to Edwards A.F.B. as most people know is one of the landing sites used to land the Space Shuttle. Small Population Loaded with Mexicans.
by DirtySanchez130 October 16, 2008
Get the California City Californiamug. California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.
Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.
Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.
Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.
Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
by TheCyrus April 20, 2005
Get the Californiamug. The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.
by FastCR September 22, 2005
Get the californiamug. by poop on you fagz September 9, 2004
Get the Californiamug.