Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Cade Keen

Most watched gay porn star

Cade Keen is so gay

by Elihockey90 December 6, 2017

Cade Humor

A type of humor consisting of Nazi memes, inconveniencing others for "Fun", and wanting constant control. People with Cade Humor are generally pity laughed at by others to not make them feel bad.

"Bro, I can't believe we've been kicked from the server twice."
"Yeah, the Admin's got total Cade Humor.

by Mighty_Chungmeister April 19, 2022

Cade

A man who does not love McDonalds. A Wendy's man.

Cade: I am a Wendy's man

by Mrpicklesandco May 20, 2020

Cade

An abbreviation for "Barricade". Usually used in while playing Garry's Mod . You can hear this term in every Zombie Survival server while people generally bitch about how much each others cade sucks.

Your cade sucks ass, you're wasting valuable props.

by Sirham March 31, 2020

Cade

Cade is a person that thinks they are a lot cooler then they actually are. Cades often have large Egos and personalities, and love talking the big talk but can’t walk the big walk. Unlike Kades, Cades rarely find themselves talking to females and seem to prefer the male gender themselves

“Man fuck that Cade kid, he’s so annoying and has no friends”

by Blacklivesmatterint June 8, 2020

Cade

Cade is a man who is sweet gentle and kind, and will always give you the last bite. He is self-aware and knows when he needs to apologize, he cares deeply about those close to him, he is a taller man who is both cute and handsome, he is the type to hold open doors for you, to let you wear his clothes with ease, to take you out and not expect for you to pay, he is respectful in every aspect, but he will always be able to hold his own, and make blue by doing anything he needs to.

Cade is such a sweetheart, we went out and he showed up at my house with flowers and chocolates.

by anonymous December 4, 2024