The Hinkle Cycle

The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).

Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.

by Quicksave September 4, 2023

cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling

My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.

by JTTuck July 22, 2012

Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.

Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

Syrian Cycle

A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.

"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".

by Frank Liam June 28, 2013

Hi-Cycle

The Hi-Cycle is when a someone says hi one time and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi and then the other person says hi with sometimes different variations on how they say 'Hi'

Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Bob: hi
Adam: hi
Bob: hello
Adam: greetings!
Hi-Cycle

i dont fucking know either

by carbocat June 6, 2022

cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.

Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.

by S Cal January 18, 2019

Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.

As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.

by Zampanino August 21, 2011