curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.

Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

back curves

when you have a really nice ass and waist.

"damn that girl has real nice back curves"

by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017

Curve Point

The peak of a good high; similar to a bell curve; the tip of the high.

Dude I'm layin down right now and I'm at my curve point!

by jbthings November 4, 2014

myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 21, 2011

jacker's curve

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)

My boyfriend has a jacker's curve

by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013

Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.

I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro

by SkizzUnited August 17, 2016

Review Curve

An annual review where you were told in person you were great, outstanding, etc. and then receive a "medium" written review because the "Review Curve" says that you can't give it to more than one person on your team.

Although my boss said I was an outstanding employee last year in the review meeting, I got review curved and received a "3" on my annual review.

by Brook Byrnes February 9, 2023