by howie69 April 17, 2008
Get the cuntalingus mug.An affliction thought to be caused by the consumption of improperly processed canned tuna. The processed tuna is inadvertently combined with the male genitalia of dolphins caught in the same net with disastrous results. Although temporary, the afflicted person has a obsessive compulsive desire to eat pussy. This condition can affect both males and females with strange results. This desire, caused by the male dolphin hormone is so strong, that it overwhelms the normal senses causing both heterosexual women as well as homosexual men to eat pussy. One gay man reportedly attempted to eat his mother's pussy while she was sleeping. Although the condition is temporary and usually subsides within 48 hours after eating the tainted tuna, the social implications can be devastating.
Andrew got fired from his job after eating tainted tuna salad. Although he is gay, he attempted to eat the pussy of one of his female students immediately after lunch. The staff had no choice but to terminate his employment. Luckily for Andrew, the police suspected {cunnilingulitus after noticing the strong odor of dolphin cock on his breath.
by snowpimp1 June 2, 2009
Get the cunnilingulitus mug.A common misspelling of the actual word, "Cunnilingus". Most commonly misspelled by kids or illiterate adults
Excerpt from Merriam-Webster.com showing the correct spelling instead of the incorrect, "Cunninglingus"
Main Entry: cun·ni·lin·gus
Pronunciation: \ˌkə-ni-ˈliŋ-gəs\
Variant(s): also cun·ni·linc·tus \-ˈliŋ(k)-təs\
Function: noun
Etymology: cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere — more at lick
Date: 1887
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
Main Entry: cun·ni·lin·gus
Pronunciation: \ˌkə-ni-ˈliŋ-gəs\
Variant(s): also cun·ni·linc·tus \-ˈliŋ(k)-təs\
Function: noun
Etymology: cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere — more at lick
Date: 1887
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
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Get the cunnilinguaphilia mug.Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.
For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
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