The Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane

A feaster of Mountain Dew and Rallys. By day it is a normal looking human. By night it transforms into a horrible moth creature who enjoys Walker Texas Ranger.

"Shit! It's the Griffin Moth Creature of Clark Lane!"
"Don't worry. He only feast on Rallys."

by Dunsparce Cannon April 9, 2009

Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.

"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."

by Ninja Sniper Kitty January 9, 2010

creaturing

when someone doesn't come out of their room all day unless they have to.

he got drunk last night so he's creaturing in his room

by garfield's apprentice March 27, 2011

Such Creatures Exist

A band based out of Waterloo, Iowa which is known for their breakdowns, hardcore dance music and chants.

Hey did you catch Such Creatures Exist last night? They fucked shit up!

by xPhillip Morrisx September 9, 2010

Creature

A mentally or physically disabled human being that disrupts everyday life of normal people in various ways.

is there a creature in the gym today? i dont want it throwing off my workout.

by Dan "The Natural" Harris November 13, 2011

bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

Weird and Wild Creatures

The worst trading card game in history. Period.

The basic idea is you subscribe to these cards in the mail, open them up excitedly, force your sister to play the game, get all angry cause the game sucks, punch a wall, go to the hospital, find an awesome way of playing the game, then get to school and find that no one has ever heard of them.

Weird and Wild Creatures Fanatic: The attack of the Emperor Penguin is so much better than the defense of the Cockroach.

Asylum Warden: Sure dude, whatever.

by The Magnificent Mango November 3, 2011