out for the count

defeated; being knocked down.

"I'm out for the count girl you knocked me out" -Justin Timberlake

by wannamikefanta November 19, 2013

Body Count

The rating of how big of a hoe someone is

her body count high af she a big ass HOE!

by John.Johnson.gay June 18, 2015

Count Fagula

Anyone who ever said they were a vampire. Known to eat heads, and be EXTRA-EMELY gay!!!

Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!

Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!

John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.

Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!

by White Brown March 11, 2010

count fartula

1). A person who rips an extermely rancid fart.

2). A person that gets off by farting in someones face.

Damn, count fartula put a cork in your asshole.

He was never the same after count fartula sat on his face.

by greg25 June 11, 2010

Count Chocula

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.

I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!

by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010

aint no count

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.

jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"

by Arich August 16, 2006

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019