Colorado Gone

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.

Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"

by dragonneus June 9, 2016

Colorado musk

The smell of marijuana.

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.

by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018

Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.

Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.

by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023

colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 9, 2019

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012

Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017