claire 

claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.

person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.

claire by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008

Claire 

Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.

"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."

Claire by Joanniiiii April 16, 2008

claire 

The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit

Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know

claire by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008

claire 

usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea

child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!

claire by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008

Claire 

A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.

husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!



women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:



lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.

Claire by Mirry October 21, 2008

claire 

A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.

Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.

claire by sauceboss13 July 23, 2011

claire 

really annoying and the snarkiest bitch around

god she is such a claire

claire by bigmac103 November 24, 2010