by Fugedaboudit March 3, 2016
Get the Kentucky Buttfuck mug.1. The process of buttfucking someone else. On the semiotic level, the term to buttfuck, different to the more commonly used inverted form fuck butt, stresses the importance of the butt in contrast to the mere process of penetration alone. Thus any real butt pirate prefers the term to buttfuck instead of to fuck butt.
2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.
3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.
4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.
3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.
4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
1. To fuck butt a butt-slut's buttered butt is great, but to buttfuck a butt-slut's buttered butt is even greater.
2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!
3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.
4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!
3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.
4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010
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by DustinW1991 July 1, 2007
Get the buttfuck mug.Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.
person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"
by hokey dokey August 29, 2008
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